A man calls a lawyer and asks, "How much would you charge for answering three really, really simple questions?".
"Only two thousand dollars.", replies the lawyer.
"Two thousand bucks!" exclaims the man. "Don't you think that's a bit too much?".
"It certainly is,
" says the lawyer patiently. "Now, what's your third question?
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